February 2012
My father just told me he wished I turned out...
And that was my decision. I decided, and I told him this, that I’m completely done with his bullshit. I don’t want him there when I graduate college (the first person in my family) I don’t want him there when I get married and I don’t want him to do anything for me anymore. To which he decided to come back with that I’m an ungrateful brat. And I hate him. I hate him...
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
partyrehab:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some specific...
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Watchahedgehogblog:
kristianspeaks:
Ollie :D
aw, he’s like “screw this, back to comfort”
I don't understand why ugly people get to be in...
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Unpopular Opinion Meme →
saathi1013:
Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion:
1. One (or more) television program(s) you do not care for. 2. One (or more) musical artist(s) you do not care for. 3. One (or more) celebrit(y/ies) you couldn’t care less about. 4. A hobby you “don’t get”. 5. A habit you find disgusting. 6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over. 7. Your...
... sorry but I'm not finding your black jokes...
Like… honestly.
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Watchairbrushthetrackmarks:
WHY. STAP IT RAHN
pasdesolee:
I still don’t understand how you can discredit someone entirely because they like a certain musician.
Like, why the fuck do you care who they like? At least they like something. My peers have so much fun being apathetic all day long, it’s refreshing when someone goes, “Oh, I love _____!”
It’s like, “Hey! You have emotions and are willing to express them! Go you, boo. Go you.”
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick